April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
3 posts
June 2010
1 post
Hip Hop Rant
Dont get me wrong, im all about hip hop…but it seems back in the day, there was alot of…how do i say….illogical arguments that didnt make any sense. Ill posit some situations in hip hop history that illustrate my point.
1. Telling me what to do - Look, i know hip hop is full of bravado and machisimo, and thats fine….but dont tell me what to do. Broken down, dont tell me...
April 2010
4 posts
March 2010
9 posts
My mashup of Run DMC’s “My...
February 2010
34 posts
“I had pet geese in Israel to root out and eat all of the camel spiders while I...”
– A TSA agent on growing up in the desert.
“Smoking a ham joint.”
– Everydaydude.
“Anthony Hopkins Solo: Vol 3”
– More porn that i bet youve never seen.
Letters to the Editor #2
I like to take actual letters written into magazines and answer them.
From Car and Driver [Feb ‘10]
“Enjoyed the article. AMC had unique designs. I just read an MSN-page poll of the 10 Ugliest Cars; AMC had three. One was a ‘74 Matador, which C/D called the ‘Best Styled Auto’ in 1974. How funny is that?
T.D. (Name and Address witheld so i dont get my ass sued.)
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Food Rant
Why do crunchy cookies like Oreos go soft, and chewy tollhouse cookies go hard when stale?
Get it together, Chad.
Tired of this delicious snacky irony.
“The only thing those dirty sonsabitches ever did right.”
– My Welsh Grandfather, Bob “Bomp” Chetwynd, enjoying a glass of 25 year old Scottish whiskey.
“Crying clowns.”
– Porn that i bet you’ve never seen.
Letters to the Editor #1
This is where i answer letters written to magazines.
From Rolling Stone (Feb 18, 2010):
“I took the time to read your piece about Devendra Banhart in an effort to be fair, but it did not change my mind [“Sunshine Superman” RS 1096] This guy is not original in any way. The Sixties are over dude. Sorry you missed them.”
Name and Address witheld (Buy the magazine)
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“What doesnt kill me can only serve to fry bologna for a delicious sandwich.”
– I heard it when i was in the shower. I think.
“It’s like sucking tit through a bra.”
– My dad, on sports cars with automatic transmissions.
“I feel that it will be called Mickaragua, and our chief export with be...”
– Me.